Maine Door Se Dekha, Woh Toh Lagi Mujhe Rekha,
Rekha Ne Bhi Mujhko Dekha, Par Na Dekha Na Dekha,
Boli Lagte Ho Ache Gharke, Sexy!

Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Woh Jo Naar Khadi Thi, Star Badi Bekar Khadi Thi,
Maine Bhi Toh Pas Mein Jake Bola,
Hum Hai Hum Hai Saharanpur Ke,

Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh Dekh, Mud Mudke Na Dekh,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh Dekh, Mud Mudke Na Dekh,

Teri Chunri Sataye, Mujhe Udd Uddke,
Teri Chunri Sataye, Rani Udd Uddke,
Meri Chunri Sataye, Tujhe Udd Uddke,
Meri Chunri Sataye, Tujhe Udd Uddke Aye,

Geeta Reeta Mamacita, Nam Bata Toh Senorita,
Gussa Tera Samajh Nahi Ata,
Mathematics Ka Alpha Beta,
Hassti Bhi Ho Chori Chori,
Pyar Ka Tumko Aye Tarika,
Photo Bhejo Sari Ki Sari,
Wi-Fi Lelo Lelo Free Ka,

Dil Ke Samundar Mein Kashti Ghumate Ho,
Tum Pakka Dooboge Humko Yakeen,
Tum Toh Shikari Ho Teer Chalate Ho,
Hum Aisi Baton Mein Ate Nahi,

Teri 16 16 16 16 16 Ki Jawani Hai,
Main Tera Raja Aur Tu Meri Rani Hai,
Gane Sunti Ho Tony Kakkar Ke Hey,
Ek Bat Batayein, Yahan Hum Pighal Gaye,

Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Meri Chunri Sataye, Tujhe Udd Uddke,
Woh Jo Naar Khadi Thi, Star Badi Bekar Khadi Thi,
Maine Bhi Toh Pas Mein Jake Bola,
Hum Hai Hum Hai Saharanpur Ke,

Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh Dekh, Mud Mudke Na Dekh,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh Dekh, Mud Mudke Na Dekh,

Teri Chunri Sataye, Mujhe Udd Uddke,
Teri Chunri Sataye, Rani Udd Uddke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke,
Mud Mudke Na Dekh, Mujhe Mud Mudke.